Bitch Please.

"That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence" -Pulp Fiction


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the-indigo-sun: the little octopus down low
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queenbeereginageorge: statelessidentity: chromatichijinx: monkeysaysficus: bloodphoenix: monkeysaysficus: bloodphoenix: monkeysaysficus: Red Ranger can get it They could all get it. At the same time, preferably. Five at a time is too many. Once you get above 3 guys it gets all confusing as to whose is what and where things are going; it’s less sex and more Hungry, Hungry Hippos. I mean, I imagine it’s like that… *cough* Hungry, Hungry Hippos? I am dying. Also you’re a big slut. <3 It’s not slutty! Gangbangs are all about efficiency. They’re essentially the Costco of cock. The Bulk Barn of booty. The All You Can Eat Buffet of ass. I’m reblogging just for the analogies lol “the Costco of Cock” …… where do i sign up for my executive membership.  Add the term Bukkake into your Gay Dictionary and lots of men at once will make sense to you.
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why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

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psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

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f00dmakesmesmile: I FOUND IT AGAIN OMFG ASDFGHJKL YESSSS
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itsmylifenowfuckoff: Photo seshing. Hard. Nice bathroom
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